VA
Vocally Aardvarkoid
Jeff Anonymous, as a play of VA for Voice Actor.
1984242 1984521 
VAC
Vernal Annual Cleansing
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984275 
VAC (2)
Voice Always Clear
Rico Leffanta
1984830 
VACANCIES
Vacationers All Checked-out, And Now Cash Is Extremely Scarce.
Angela Brett
1984353 
VACANCY
Visitors Aren't Coming... Ain't No Customers Yet!
Angela Brett
1984353 
VACANT FACED
Vacuous Appearance Can Announce No Thoughts Flit Around Cranium - (or) Ever Did
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984278 
VACATION
Visit Another Country And Tour Its Oldest Neighbourhoods
Angela Brett
1984581 
VACUNA
Virulent Aim Can Usually Nail Able-bodied
Rico Leffanta
1984854 
VACUUM
Vortex Assaults Carpet, Uplifting Unsightly Matter
Ian Rywalt
1984536 
VACUUM (2)
Visit A Cold, Uncaring Universe - Matterless!
Angela Brett (it must be uncaring, because in a vacuum, nothing matters.)
1984386 
VAGINA
Venereal Area.  Girl's.  I No 'Ave
Jeff Anonymous, in response to <PENIS> and <PHALLUS>
1984443 
VAGINA (2)
Very Accomodating, Good In Numerous Applications
Matthew Oram and Steve Keate
1984443 
VAGINA (3)
Vigorous Agitation Gets Its Nubbin Aroused
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984443 1984365 
VALENTINE
Very Amorous Lovers Enjoy Naughty Things, Including Negligees Etc.
Angela Brett
1984563 1984365 
VALENTINE (2)
Vigorous And Lusty Encounters Nightly Trysts Involve Nookie Episodes?
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984563 1984365 
VALENTINE (3)
Veronese Adolescent Leaves. Enters Next Town Into New Entanglement
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Two Gentlemen of Verona
1984755 
VALENTINE (4)
Venus And Lips Entangle Naturally To Indicate Numerical Expression
Tony McCoy O'Grady, proposing that the "Valentine" should be the SI unit of kisses.
1984941 1984365 
VALENTINES
Value Any Lasting Entwinement, Never Thwart It 'Needing' Extra Sex.
Angela Brett
1984563 1984365 
VALID
Verily, A Logically Inferred Derivation
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984278 
VALLEY
Ventilation Allows Lungs Loud Emphatic Yodel
jotham
1984245 
VALUE
Virgins At Large Uniting Evangelists
Rico Leffanta
1984353 
VAMPIRES
Very Alike to Mosquitos - Preference In Rations Ever Sanguinary.
Angela Brett
1984785 
VAMPIRES (2)
Veins & Arteries Make Particularly Intimidating Repast, Eaten Sanguivorously.
Angela Brett
1984785 
VAN
Vehicle Accomodates Nine
Angela Brett
1984572 
VANADIUM
Various Alloys Now Abundant & Durable - It's Unlikely (to) Melt
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
VANDALS
Valuable Antiques Neatly Displayed And, Luckily, Sold!
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see <SHOVE OFF>)
1984515 
VAPORWARE
Venders Advertise Prematurely. Often Resources Wane And Research Ends.
Roger Williams
1984605 
VARIG
Vintage Aircraft Rotting In Graveyards
Chris Kjelgaard
1984572 
VCD
Veins, Capillaries Damaged.
Jeff Anonymous
1984611 1984242 
VEGAN
Vegetarian Extreme... Greens And Nuts.
Angela Brett
1984467 
VEGAN (2)
Vegan: Eating Great; Animalproducts Never!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984467 
VEGETABLES
Vitamin-Enriched Greens - Eat Them And Begin Losing Excess Stones.
Angela Brett
1984467 
VENEREAL DISEASE
Victim Enjoyed Numerous Erotic Relationships Evidently - And Long-Dreaded Itch Sometimes Ensues After Sexual Encounters
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984488 
VENUS
Volcanic Environment Near Unbearable Sunshine
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984686 
VENUS (2)
Virgin Encompassing Neanderthal Under Stress
Rico Leffanta
1984854 
VERBOSE
Vocal Exercises Replacing Burning Off Sexual Energy
Rico Leffanta
1984707 
VERBOSE ACRONYMIST
[Jeff] "Verily, Everyone Really Barks Over Some Exclamations." [Tony]  "Angela Can Relate Our (k)-Nowledge." [Angela] "Yessir, May I State... 'True'?"
Jeff Anonymous
1984320 
VERDI
Virgins Embrace Romantic Divine Intervention
Rico Leffanta
1984416 
VERONICA
Vicarious Expanders: Remember, Our Niche Is Creative Acronyms.
Angela Brett, after somebody who apparently hadn't read the submission guidelines at http://acronyms.co.nz/guidelines.html submitted a common jargon-variety expansion for VERONICA.
1984320 
VERSICHERUNG
Virtually Everyone Requires Some Insurance. Can't Have Everything Right Unconditionally - Nobody's God!
Steve Keate (Versicherung is German for 'insurance')
1984749 
VERSICHERUNG (2)
Vendors Everywhere! Request Sales In Carparks, Homes, Even Right Under Neighbour's Gazebo.
Angela Brett
1984749 
VERSION HISTORY
Verbosely Each Revision's Stated... It's Obviously Necessary (Hardly! It Simply Tells of Older Releases - Yawn!)
Angela Brett, referring to the Version History of the stack at http://acronyms.co.nz/changes.html
1984965 
VERY GOOD!
Victorious Exclamation. Really You Give One Obvious Delight.
Tony McCoy O'Grady, after he typed 'VERY GOOD!' in an email to Angela and she reminded him that capitalised phrases ought to be acronymised.
1984311 
VERY IMPORTANT PERSON
Vague Eulogistic Reportage - Yawn! - Invites My Perusal Of Rumours That A Notable Tabloid Personality Escorted (Romantically) Someone Of Note
Tony McCoy O'Grady (nowadays VIPs are anyone who romances another VIP)
1984362 1984332 
VESTA
Vulcan Espouses Sparks To Ardent
Rico Leffanta
1984854 
VET
Very Expensive Trip!
Patricia Rix
1984398 1984974 
VFAT
Verily, Files Are Truncated
Sean Lamb (VFAT = Virtual File Allocation Table; the filesystem type that Windows 98 uses)
1984677 1984242 
VIAGRA
Vaginal Interface Aid, Genitalia Rapidly Ascends.
Steve Keate and Angela Brett
1984338 
VIAGRA (2)
Virility Is A Gift Readily Available
Angela Brett
1984338 
VIAGRA (3)
Vitality Imbued Again... Get Ready, Agnes!
Steve Keate
1984338 
VIAGRA (4)
Vital In Arousing Geriatric's Responses Again
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984338 
VIBE
Very Intense Buzzin' Environment
Hippy McCoy O'Grady
1984353 
VICE PRESIDENT
Very Important Character, Even Provides Refreshment & Entertainment, Singlehandedly Induces Department's Esprit-de-corps, Neat Trick.
Dundee
1984485 
VICTIM
Villain Is Cruelly Torturing & Injuring Me.
Angela Brett
1984476 
VICTOR HUGO
Verbs Idols Charms Taunt Our Religion Halting Unity God Ordained
Rico Leffanta
1984335 
VIDEOTAPE
Viewing Is Delayed, Even Old Television Appears Pathetic Eventually
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984521 
VIETNAM
Victorious In Ending That Nasty American Matter.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
VILE
Very Intensely Loathsome Entity
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984278 
VILLAIN
Violent Individual Largely Lacking Any Innate Niceness
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984875 1984344 
VILLAINS
Violent Individuals Little Liked Amongst Innocent Normal Society
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984875 1984344 
VINNY
Violence Is Not Nice, Y'know
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to soccer's 'hard man' Vinny Jones, who has turned to acting in films and plays 'hard' roles
1984827 1984269 
VIOLA/CESARIO
Very Involved Over Ludicrous Alter-ego Creation Embroiling Sebastian. Agreeable Resolution Is Outcome
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Twelfth Night
1984650 
VIOLET
Very Intense On Lady's Eyelids - Tempting
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984491 
VIOLINS
Virgin's Immaculate Orchestration: Love's Instrument Needs Strings
Rico Leffanta
1984680 
VIPER SNAKE
Venomously Inducing Pain with Enormous Razor Sharp Needles And Killing Efficiency
Rulgnaj Yerdon
1984818 
VIRGIL
Verily, I Really Generate Immense Literature.
Virgil
1984335 
VIRGIN
Vagina Is Ready, Girl Is Not.
Angela Brett
1984365 
VIRGINIA MCMATH
Vivacious Individual (Repetitiously Giggles) Invites Neighbours In And Masterfully Conducts  Many Audacious Tahitian Hulas
Rico Leffanta (Virginia McMath is better known as Ginger Rogers)
1984851 
VIRGO
Vaguely Intelligent Readers Given Opinions
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984452 
VIRII
Violently Invasive - Readily Initiating Illnesses
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984488 
VIRNA LISI
Virgins In Rome Now Agree: Love Is Seldom Intimate
Rico Leffanta
1984827 
VIRTUAL DOCTOR
Veterans' Information Resource That Uses A Large Database Of Clinical Trials; Online Retrieval.
Angela Brett (see <DETECTIVE>)
1985019 
VIRUS
Violates Information, Ruthlessly Uses Space
Angela Brett
1984299 
VIRUS (2)
Virulent Infection Results in Unpleasant Symptoms.
Angela Brett
1984488 
VIRUS (3)
Virtually Inexhaustible Resources Used by Spammers
Sean Lamb (Viruses are becoming the preferred method by spammers to deliver trojans that turn unsuspecting users' computers into spam relays)
1984299 
VISA CARD
Vastly Increases Spending Ability... Can Also Raise Debts
Angela Brett
1984605 
VISION
Voluptuous Image Sensually Invading Ordinary Nightmare
Rico Leffanta
1984353 
VISION (2)
View Introduces Savior, Is Of News
Jan Morgan - Sacred visitation News to those that believe in Savior and want what He Revealed
1984326 
VISITOR PASS
Veturing Into Some Interesting Television Offices? Restricted! Please Ask Security Staff.
Angela Brett
1984353 
VISIT USA
Vacations Including Scenes Illustrating The Ugliest Sexual  Adventures
Rico Leffanta
1984311 
VISOR
Vison Interrupter Shading Optical Resources
Rico Leffanta
1984575 
VITAL SIGNS
Very Important That All Life Signals Indicate Good News & Salubrity.
Angela Brett
1984398 
VITAMINS
Vital Ingredients To Assure Mankind Is Not Sickly
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984398 1984467 
VOCATIONAL
Very Old-school Collegiate Attempted Teaching Its Obstinate Novices A Lesson
Patricia Rix (Vocational was the V-word in the High School I attended, OSCVI)
1984473 
VOCODER
Victoria, Or Cellos, Or Deranged? Extensive Range.
Angela Brett (they are all Macintalk voices)
1984446 
VOCODERS
Voice Of Computer's Often Deliberately Extra Robotic Sounding
Angela Brett (thinking of the Macintalk voices Votron, Trinoids and Zarvox in particular)
1984299 
VODAFONE
Voice Or Data Apparently Fry Owners' Neurons Eventually.
Angela Brett (Vodafone is a cellphone network)
1984308 1984707 
VODKA
Vial Of Dendrite-Killing Alcohol
Angela Brett
1984542 
VOGUL
Vierd Old Grand Ulgric Lingo
Jeff Anonymous (Vogul is a Finno-Ugric language of the Ugric group, spoken East of the Ural Mountains)
1984407 
VOICE
Vocal Option Is Coming Eventually
Jason Wilcox
1984728 1984410 
VOL-AU-VENTS
Voiced One Laugh And Uncertainly Ventured Extra - Needed To Stop
Tony McCoy O'Grady, after he'd said "How's that for starters" and Angela had replied that it wasn't as nice as vol-au-vents.
1984509 
VOLCANOES
Volumes Of Lava Come After Numerous Orgasmic Earthquakes. Scram!
Roger Williams
1984245 1984938 
VOLLEYBALL
Virgins, Or Leaping Lasses, Exercise Yielding Balls At Layman Level
Rico Leffanta
1984581 
VOLTAIRE
Very Often Lies Triggered Arouet Into Ridiculing Ethics
Rico Leffanta
1984335 
VOLTAIRE (2)
Volumes Of Literature Tell All In Random Epistles
Rico Leffanta
1984335 
VOLUMNIA
Victorious Offspring Lacks, Unlike Mother, Necessary Insights (on) Anger
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Coriolanus
1984479 
VOLVO
Vulgar Old Ladies' Vehicle, Obviously
Steve Keate (see <STEVE>)
1984710 
VOLVO (2)
Veers Obstructively, Lobbing Vehicle Over
Steve Keate, referring to the unusually high number of Volvae involved in motorcycle accidents.
1984710 
VOLVO (3)
Vehicle Out-Lasts Vintage Owners
Tony McCoy O'Grady (Volvos are notably sturdy and reliable)
1984710 
VOLVO (4)
Vehicle's Owners Look Very Overbearing
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984710 
VOLVO (5)
Vehicle Out Lives Vehicle's Owner
My friend and I used to amuse ourselves on car trips by doing these for whatever cars we would see - this is my favorite.
1984710 
VOMIT
Violent Outpouring of Meal Into Toilet
Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing
1984488 
VOMIT (2)
Viscous Odorous Mess - Ill Tummy
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984488 
VOUCHER
Value On Usage; Can Habitually Expire Rapidly
Edwin Hermann (with the semicolon, the expansion talks about it having a value when you redeem it, and that the voucher can expire quickly, without the semicolon it talks about the value often expiring fast.)
1984605 
VOYAGER
Vulcans Often Yearn About Getting Ears Remodelled
Bones McCoy O'Grady
1984524 
VROOM
V8's Roar - Obvious Onomatopoeic Meaning.
Angela Brett
1984653 1984572 
VROOM (2)
Vehicle Revs Overly On Motorway
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984653 1984572 
VROOMSTICK
Vacuum Roaring Overhead... Occult Magic Starts To Incorporate Contemporary Knowledge.
Angela Brett, considering what modern witches might fly around on.
1984572 
VULCAN
Vesuvius's Unpredictabilty = Life's Chancy Around Naples
Tony McCoy O'Grady - Vulcan was the Roman God of Fire and lived beneath a volcano, several ore mentioned as being home to him.
1984854 
VULCAN (2)
Vigorously Uses Logic.  Comedic Antics?  Never!
Gavin Lambert
1984839 
VULGAR
Very Unlovely Lacks Gentleness And Refinement
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984278 
VULPIX
Very Uncooperative Letter Prevents Impeccable Xpansion
Angela Brett (Vulpix is Pokemon #37)
1984284 
VULTURE
Violent Uncle Looking To Upset Ravisher's Enterprise
Rico Leffanta
1984362 
VULVA
Very Useful Lips Venus Arouses
Rico Leffanta
1984443 
VYING
Valiant Youths In National Games
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984581 
VYING (2)
Victory's Yours -- If Nobody's Good.
Angela Brett
1984275 
